Was being threatened a few minutes ago by an anonymous guy. Actually, it wasnt much of a threat. It was more like a joke or should i say, an OFFER. Offer to make me FAMOUS leh how i can reject right? Being a nice kind cute boy like me, i couldnt bear to reject an offer by a poor pitiful helpless orphan like him. Oh and i almost forgot to mention, he's my beloved fan some more. He even said he had pictures of me, tons of them. (here's where you guys go, 'awww')

and here's part of our conversation.

jiawei says:
isnt that
jiawei says:
my picture
jiawei says:
..
Timber_Wolf_6694 says:
ya so
Timber_Wolf_6694 says:
i got alot of them
jiawei says:
omg
Timber_Wolf_6694 says:
u cheat me right
jiawei says:
i did?
Timber_Wolf_6694 says:
u gonna be sorry
jiawei says:
yeah
jiawei says:
i'm gonna sorry for your dead mum (:

I dont even know which slut is that. Second. Cheat what? If you're the aunty selling ice cream outside my secondary school 6 years ago, i'm sorry i cheated 60cents off you! Last. Wait, be right back, your mum's begging me for more. Whore.

So anyway, here's a picture of our conversation.

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JJG said…
hahaha.. the picture is dammmmmnnn hilarious.
7:36 PM
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